In a parallel universe

In a parallel universe, I sighed of relief when I found out you weren't going anywhere.
In a parallel universe, I cried a lot because of it.
In a parallel universe, I broke down when I saw you two so happy in the café.
In a parallel universe, I never started wearing that red thread.
In a parallel universe, you never told me whom you liked at the hazing.
In a parallel universe, you get annoyed because I call you by your second given name.
In a parallel universe, I never realized I was weird.
In a parallel universe, I never left Germany.
In a parallel universe, I never adjusted to Estonia.
In a parallel universe, I dislike chocolate.
In a parallel universe, I am more emotionally stable.
In a parallel universe, I didn't tell you how I felt.
In a parallel universe, life kept moving on anyway.
In a parallel universe, I never went to art school.
In a parallel universe, I am less self-centered.
In a parallel universe, I yelled at you when I wanted to.
In a parallel universe, you had the guts to break it off yourself.
In a parallel universe, you were there.
In a parallel universe, we didn't win the hazing.
In a parallel universe, I didn't attend in the first place.
In a parallel universe, I am not Lulu obsessed.
In a parallel universe, I didn't burn those cookies.
In a parallel universe, I don't know of Daniel's existence.
In a parallel universe, I don't find comfort in writing this blog.
In a parallel universe, I never met you all.